It’s called not sleeping enough.
or college
or tumblr
Me
all of the above
i never actually understood the phrase “the butt of the joke”
butts are no joke to me
i take butts very seriously
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awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters.
this makes me cry. just. all of this.
there’s just so much science all packed into this one post
SCIENCE.
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He’d be all
“STILL THY BOSOM!”
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if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘SWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
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- S is for shawarma, which Stark wants to try
- H is for Hulk, who whips his Loki back and forth
- I is for Nick Fury, who lost his good one
- E is for Earths Mightiest Heroes
- L is for Loki, who’s adopted
- D is for Death, Joss Whedon’s lover.
And now you know what SHIELD really stands for.
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how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
FOOLISH MORTAL DO YOU REALLY THINK… IS THAT BREAD
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oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
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